I wanted to say thanks to Alex "Microwave" May for his artwork. He's one of the three people I'm constantly bugging for work, and he turned my request around so quick my head spun! Here's a picture he drew that didn't make it into the article because I am lazy:
I don't do movie reviews anymore. Gotcha, sucker! You can always check out one of our two new guys, jc dracula, if you want, though. His review of "Cobra" is right here, and it's really funny to boot!
I always welcome questions and comments for Pregame Wrapup. A lot of questions even make it into the update! If you want me to answer your question with "hahaha Ron Artest is crazy" or "hahaha Daunte Culpepper is a rapist", shoot me an email!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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