The best revenge is living well, even if your head shrinks and looks like a Madball.
I simply can't wait for this magical event to occur.
Stop waiting and just have a glass of water or something. Christ.
Hahaha, good dog.
Well golly, I can only hope the poster has figured out this mind-bending mystery by now.
I'm not gay but even I would put out for this modern-day Romeo.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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