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These young ladies and gents get their jollies imagining they're being eaten and digested by giant animals. It all seems a little counterproductive toward that whole "survival" thing most of us have built-in.

I've been thinking this over for the past few minutes and I can honestly see no reason at all why this story should exist.

This kid's going places, and most of them have the words "MENTAL CLINIC" written on the outside.

I'm no expert, but I've seen plenty of Discovery channel shit and pretty much all the time when something gets eaten it doesn't go into the stomach all whole and alive-like.

Can't we all just look at normal porn for a while?

Behold as the sexual innuendo flies directly over "y helo's" fat head!

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