What This Country Needs Is One More Food Delivery Service
There is only one thing that can bring us back together: another copy-cat food delivery service that promises $10 off your first delivery with the promo code "fr33f00d."
How to Deal With Your Bloody Nose
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
No One Cares About How Few Cavities You Have
Just because your teeth are made of Wolverine’s adamantium doesn't mean that anyone cares.
Your Local Brewery's Five New Beers
We have all the excellent beers for you to begrudgingly choke down!
How to Defend Your Obvious Civ 6 Addiction
This is Sid Meier's world, I’m just building wonders in it.
Complete List of Apple Picking Apples
A complete guide to every type of apple you'll find on the orchard.
Credit Card Chip Reader FAQ
If you still have any difficulty transitioning to chip readers, please refer to the FAQ compiled from average user reactions.
How to Pack for a Trip
Make sure your trip starts off with a rushed, anxiety inducing nightmare.
In Defense of Your Absurdly Long Showers
Don't let anyone tell you that you're a wasteful, careless, selfish individual because of your shower habits.
The Emotional Strain of a Dying Cell Battery
The daily cycle of pain and remorse as you frantically attempt to save the last bit of juice.
40 Reasons To Not Workout
Complete list of undeniable excuses to keep your ass planted.
Your Cat's Guide to Fun Toys
A complete assessment to all the terrible toys you've bought thus far.
Whose Nokia Cellphone Keeps Ruining the Clash’s Rock the Casbah?
A cellphone seems to go off at exactly 1:52 in The Clash’s 1982 single “Rock the Casbah.” Why?
Understanding the Wedding Seating Hierarchy
A complete breakdown of why you're assigned to sit where you are.
Expensive Gear You Need Before Exercising
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Make It Matte
Do you have a gloss-free life and need your consumer goods to match? Make it matte.
Now Is the Time to Invest in Video Game Cosmetics
Join one of the highest yield markets available to people who have neither worldly knowledge nor business savvy!
Stress Effects on Your Mind and Body
Whether it’s finals, taxes, or the Canadian mafia, we all have stress in our life. Find out how it's changing your body before it's too late!
Trim Your Gross Nails
Gross nails are the human equivalent of carpeting your bathroom. Please do something.
Your Cat's Guide to Dry Food
Let there be no confusion about your cat's fine tastes.
Common Core Wants My Child to Do What?!
OUTRAGED! I was just trying to help my child do homework when I found these!
Hopeless Attempts to Fix Your Sleep Schedule
Someday you'll go to bed at a normal time. Not tonight though.
FAQ: Returning to Work After a Three Day Weekend
Top rated guide to help you get back to work!
The Top Games Done Quick Donation Comments
The heartfelt result of combining cancer stories with video games.
