Although their parents boned in March, those born in December have been screwed their whole life.
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Are you telling me that every time a bee comes within thirty feet, you have to throw a fit?
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It looks like you sifted through your couch cushions, picked out the nickels and dimes, and glued the rest to your face. I should have told you in December. I’m sorry.
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