To be the man, you have to beat the man's fixed rate refinancing at 5.625%. Some naysayers claim that the Financial Industry isn't real; that many professional wrestlers artificially inflate the future values of common consumer quantities, and debt-equity swaps are for entertainment purposes only. The Nature Boy Ric, however, will have you screaming WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! while his "relationships with many business", which include various folding chair manufactures and Chop Block Overstock, secure you the best deal on a good loan.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.