Jack Malebranche (thanks Space Poodle!)

I guess he just wants dudes to grunt like Tim Allen more while performing sodomy; maybe even throw in a few high fives and crush a beer can on the back of the bottom's head. It's a real shame that a guy with a name that any male prostitute would kill for can't accept the way that some dudes choose to love and buttlove other dudes. With all that testosterone & contempt he'd probably make a great tough guy for the Gay Mafia. Still, he's a published author, a priest in the Church of Satan, and I think he's probably going to be the first homosexual to perform a hate crime.