Donald George Smith; RULER OF THE INTERNET, submitted by Mathieu. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OH HELL

I’m Don Smith, owner, operator, and presently the sole employee of Advantage Business Designs.
I originally started this business up in 1996. You could call it my “moonlight business.” I am working full time in management at the Ragged Point Inn and Resort and running Advantage Business Designs in my spare time.
I have all the background, training, experience, contacts, equipment and expertise needed to provide your business with excellent professional design and documentation services and support.

YOU ARE A CRAZZY FAGOT WITH A PEN IN YUOR BRAIN AAAAAGH TURN OFF THE SOUND YUO ASS

I am especially interested in projects that will enhance my portfolio so that if and when Advantage Business Designs becomes a full time pursuit it will already have a healthy start.

AAARGH WAHT TEH HELL SI THIS CRAP

STOP THIS PILE OF CAT TURDS

HELP KILL ME

DO NOT CLICK HERE

I HATE YOU DON SMITH AND HOPE A NASAW SPACE STATIAN FALLS ON YUOR HEAD DO YUO NOT OWN SPEAKARS YUO ASSBARN?!?!?!?!?!?! AAAAGGGH!!!!!

– JEFF K!!!!!!!!!!!

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