Fast Eddie's Fast Links!, submitted by David. Who likes colors? Fast Eddie likes colors! Fast Eddie also likes links! Tons of 'em! Pile on the links! Heap on the colors, Fast Eddie! I'm a big boy! Shovel those links and colors down my wretched, undeserving throat, Fast Eddie! Fast Eddie also likes blinking animated gifs and crazy frames!
my front page will not install so can not edit until I get the problem fixed going on vaca for a week
You read that? Fast Eddie can't get his webpage program working so in the meantime he's going on "vaca" for a week! In Spanish "vaca" means "cow"! Fast Eddie likes doin' the nasty with cows! One time a cow kicked Fast Eddie in the face, leaving him colorblind! Fast Eddie hopes you suffer the same fate after visiting his website! Fast Eddie's slogan should be, "my website is like having sex with cows!" Rock on, Fast Eddie!
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.