Of Elves And Men - It's no surprise that there's slash fiction featuring characters from Lord of the Rings, but a site devoted to coupling every single elf in the series with every other male character takes perverted obsession to a whole new level.
SMEAGOL: They cast us out. Faggot, they called us. Kinky deranged faggot. And we forgot the taste of cock, the feel of a fucking, the consistency of lubricant. But, on the upside, no one looks at us strangely when we go around stark naked. Yes, precious, yes!
And that's from a story that they rated PG-13.
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