This article is part of the The Great American Reach Around series.
Week two of the Great American Reach Around has arrived and with it comes the conclusion of the first leg of our journey. I will be finishing our whirlwind tour of the Midwestern United States by briefly glossing over states like Iowa, Nebraska, North and South Dakota, and Kansas. Stops will be made in Ohio, Michigan, Missouri, and Minnesota. If you need a refresher of week one you can click on the portion of this sentence which is underlined in blue.
Our foreign GARA reps this week hail from Turkey and Greece. These two dogs have been fighting over the chew toy of Cyprus for as long as anyone can remember. Since they both belong to NATO their constant posturing for war might one day spark World War III. Greekite Master Gamawa takes us on a tour of Athens in Greece, one of the cradles of Western civilization. Meanwhile, Serdar "Galewolf" Aldanmazlar will be showing us around his home town of Ankara, Turkey.
With a little finesse and a little luck, nothing will explode in this installment of the Great American Reach Around. Nothing…other than your mind! Which will be blown! Your mind will be blown!
This time around we begin our journey in capital and largest city of the humble state of Ohio. My bias will probably come out once again in this article since I lived in Ohio for nearly 15 years. Ohioans might want to stay away.
From Ohio we move north to the home of Robocop and the slowly rusting corpse of the American automotive industry; Michigan.
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