Genre: Comedy / Erotic / Legal Drama (more)
Tagline: These lawyers will make you pound your gavel!
Plot Outline: When two bumbling brothers inherit a failing law firm from their uncle, they attempt to save it from financial ruin by hiring a harem of scantily-clad lawyers. Based on a true (more) (view trailer)
User Comments: Really there weren't many bikinis, it was mostly lingerie and nudity, I don't know what these shitheads think they're trying to fucking pull on me but let me tell you (more)
User Rating: 4.1 / 10 (4.1 votes)
|Stella Stevens||....||Judge Kitty|
|Amy Lynn Baxter||....||Amanda|
|Gregory S. O'Rourke||....||Lance|
Dan: Come on, what's the matter, dude?
Billy: I have of late- wherefore I know not- lost all my mirth.
Dan: L.A., dude! Welcome to Malibu Beach! Soak up the sun, check out the beach babes; are we in paradise, or what?
Billy: And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of sand?
Dan: Buck up, little bro. We're in the land of surfin' dudes and bodacious babes!
Billy: Surfin' dudes delight not me. No, nor woman neither.
Randolph: No! Boys! Stop!
Dan: Run, Billy, he wants to arrest us for pissing in the hedge!
Randolph: No, no, no! I'm not a police officer! I'm your late uncle Barry's lawyer!
Dan: Say what?
Billy: O my prophetic soul! My uncle!
Randolph: You see, boys, he left you the Malibu Law Firm. Apparently you're his only living relatives!
Billy: My father's brother, but no more like my father than I to Hercules.
Dan: What Billy's trying to say, your honor, is that the old coot hated our old man, and he double-hated us!
Dan: This is hopeless, Billy. We'll never raise enough money to pay the property taxes unless there's some kind of miracle!
Billy: Our indiscretion sometimes serves us well.
Dan: Billy, are you talking about babes? I swear, Billy, you're some kinda genius!
Dan: So, Amanda, you must be here for the lawyer audition.
Amanda: A lawyer? But I thought this was a swimsuit calendar shoot!
Dan: It can be both, can't it? Now let's see how you look& without the bikini.
Billy: Be not too tame neither, but let your own discretion be your tutor.
Amanda: Well okay, I guess!
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