Fetish Bingo
Submitted by Chaddy McChad
How the fuck many fetishes are going on in this thing? I count
1) Adult baby
2) Glue/stickiness/messiness fetishization
3) Domination
4) Verbal Abuse/possible Cuckholding(?)
5) Voice fetish (alteration subtype)
6) Some kind of weird fascination with the fact that glue comes from boilded horses.
Holy shit, dude. Just put your dick in a vagina or butt or whatever you're into and go hog wild. It shouldn't be this hard. If you need this much shit to get off, I think it's time to just chop your weiner off and spend the rest of your life as a life-size Ken doll.
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