Clan Hell: Clan Brotherhood of Destruction

Website: http://www.quakeclan.net/BD/

Violations:

1. Page takes over three hours to load thanks to a shitload of large, unnecessary graphics that are supposed to show off the clan leader's "l33t Photoshop skillz".
3. Website is overly violent or full of hate, revealing some morbid fascination with guns and killing.
4. Page is a shrine to clichéd animated gifs or Javascript (usually coincides with #1).
5. Clan members have trouble distinguishing between fantasy and reality.
7. Page layout / color scheme burns your retinas and causes brain damage.
9. Clan is not competent enough to check for / fix broken links.

Samples From Website:

"First off, we feel that when we play as a clan that not killing each other is very gay and unfair to the other players on the server."

"Second, we feel that Quake2 is not just a game, but rather a way of life. It can teach you so many things about life in general. For instance, 1. When you don't know where you are going in life, run around and hope to find cool stuff. 2. You don't need school to learn stuff. 3. When somebody pisses you off, shoot them in the head with your Railgun. The list goes on and on."