CannedMacabre presents a tale combining spooks and laughs in a way that hasn't been seen since the glory days of the Goosebumps books.
I hope you've brought plenty of hard liquor and left your dignity at home, because it's time for karaoke hour with Cheap Shot.
As a devout Christian mother of two I was first disgusted by this contribution from Corridor, but my Jesus-protected heart was eventually melted by the inclusion of an adorable kitten.
Someone's cookin' in the kitchen with CuriousSymptoms!
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.
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