Weeks after football's Big Game, debates still rage about related topics! For example, is Joe Flacco an "elite quarterback"? (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka thinks so; I'm sticking with Tebow, thank you very much.) Then there were some points that pretty much everyone agreed on, such as that Beyoncé Knowles put on a quality Halftime Show. But the entertainment didn't end there; an unflattering mid-action shot of her Super Bowl performance presented the SA Forum Goons with comic possibilities! Reportedly Beyoncé's publicist didn't want that fluky photo circulating in its original form, and I can respect that. However, I'm sure these altered versions are totally fine!
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