New News!
"elister" surprises no one.
"foxfire" made this report a whole lot more interesting.
Just skip this image by "coonan". Just go.
Finally, "Livestock" is a dick and his Photoshop Phriday column is totally different than my Goldmine column, for a variety of reasons which I don't feel we need to go into. Also, it doesn't matter because ninety percent of you probably think all this is written by Lowtax anyway!
That's it for the good ones...go away unless you want to see shitty, terrible ones!
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
About This Column
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.
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