I am a copy editor for a news paper .
Found your porn, now I explain policy.
I peddle softcore to arab youth
I write erotic fantasies for your mom.
Fanged Lawn Wormy
I make the fun parts for museums.
I build gearboxes for windmills. Big ones.
Grape Juice Vampire
I build puppets and puppet accessories.
Liquefy living things through a metal tube.
I keep pilots from killing each other.
Open luggage, take away fruit.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.