Describe Your Job! (7 words or less)

goatbeard

I make worthless powerpoints in cubicle purgatory.

Doctor Factical

I scrape human feces off bathroom walls.

asshole casserole

I clean up poop and get bitten.

Seeing Eye Duck

I cook your unique snowflake dietary food.

Night Danger Moose

I deliver pizzas to cheap-ass customers.

Mister Macys

I do bakery work for cheapskate Italians.

Exercu

I film children speaking about frogs.

Endymion FRS MK1

Reluctantly give discounts to unyielding idiot shitheels.

Clugg

End this phone call or die please

Lprsti99

The customer is always right. Kill me.

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