JK Rowling recently stated that she occasional has urges to write a new Harry Potter book. I can't be sure, but I think that these comments inspired the multi-talented Trapezoid to start planning another adventure for our favorite spellcaster (after Sabrina got fat). By using images from a Harry Potter coloring book as building blocks, our forum goons have put together a few ideas for some interesting new additions to the Potter franchise. Turn your back on the love of Jesus Christ and embrace Satanity by enjoying the following images!
Trapezoid is to blame for this whole mess, and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and clean it up for him.
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Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.
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