JoeNill is looking for 12 men. Angry, if possible.
Kenspy somehow grabbed ahold of the Motel 6 training manual.
Kenspy takes us back, all the way back, to their days of AOL and Winnuke.
KittyLitter knows the guy has potential, but he has to put in the work like everybody else first.
KittyLitter admits McFly's life was kind of dull before all that time traveling in a firecar mumbo-jumbo.
Kitty Litter sends his final contribution, which is a very noble effort. Ha, noble, what a clever play on words! I deserve pain!
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