Zack: In 1255 I.R. the Flumps did a crazy donut burn out on the Gumbion home world of Jemk.
Steve: 1260 I.R. a Whoobber betrayed the Shamalama Dank Dumpions causing the Frox Incursion.
Zack: 1280 I.R. a Yoda discovered a baby Frodo and it raised him and taught him and now a Frodo is king of the Yodas.Steve: Why is the stewardess devil woman doing magic?
Zack: Because it's Palladium, Steve. You have a book about aliens, why not throw magic in there too?
Steve: I shudder at the thought of what the Dyteens will do to the Shissans with magic.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.
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