Steve: I want this airbrushed in color on the side of a van.
Zack: The plight of the modern woman dot gif.
Steve: The artist slides it across his editor's desk and the editor is like, "No, we need more underboob on the monster lady."
Zack: Aaaaand I just went rock hard again thinking about that lascivious nipple nun busting a board on these two.
Steve: Carnage a trois.
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