~*~ Creative Convention ~*~
Reppin': change my name
The Three Word Story - It's just like elementary school all over again but with more wedgies and penis jokes
New Stencil Thread, now with tutorials - The thread in which we learn about the dangers of unprotected stenciling and potentially how to make some sweet graffiti
Desktop Theatre - Miniature robots tackle love, loss and the life associated with living on a computer desk
~*~ SA-Mart / Coupons ~*~
Reppin: bulbous nub
~*~ Helldump ~*~
GBS: That ain't torture [CZAR itt] - CZAR is a grotesque whale of a man with a fat wife, severe personality problems and a $10 house.
Fremry: world's first skateboarding renaissance man with pierced nipples - The only thing bigger than Fremry's superiority complex is his nose.
bleep bleep bloop blahrgargh - Hi I am a Snake thrashes spastically on a piano, wails a little and records it on an authentic 19th century wax cylinder. He then plays it to underage scene girls and then they have pale, bony sex.
Welcome to the Something Awful forums Vesuro - Versuro may be pedophile and a furry but worse than that he writes essays on Magic the Gathering theory.
[Ask] me about being a nazi sympathizer - In a stunning break from tradition Labinnah is a furry and a nazi but not a pedophile. She has a dog named Dresden.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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