General Tinkles' Glorious Imperial 'Shut Your Kiss-Hole and Kill' Memorial Most Improbable Murderous Army of Cute Animals Award for Excellence in the Field of Martial Adorability
Winner: Merlin and the Book of Beasts - For showing us a world where filming a butterfly decapitation scene with all the dread seriousness of a puritan undertaker was possible
Jar Jar Binks Worst and/or Least Appropriate Rastafarian Character Prize
Winner: Two-Way Tie: Merlin and the Book of Beasts & Cyborg Cop for reasons we're not entirely sure of or
Silver Limp Wrist Award for Worst Fight Scene
Winner: Cyborg Cop, which taught us to always go for the shins, and never to forget to bring our dirt bikes to a robot fight.
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