Salviador Dali Bad Granola Award for Psychedelic Insanity
Winner: The Lucky Dragon, because where else are you going to find a cartoon tiger with a neck like a goddamn giraffe, a stoned-ass kid running around with a Pink Floyd laser sword, and a lipstick wizard who syncs up perfectly with Wiz Khalifa?
Honorary Golden Mouthful of Toffee/Hobo Jug Wine Least Coherent Speech Award
Winner: James Callis, for his unforgettable multiracial pan-Eurasian-Australian Tortugan Rasta Handicapped Batman Pirate Crooner interpretation of Captain Jack Merlin in Merlin and the Book of Beasts
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Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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