This article is part of the SA Celebrity Stalker series.
Our vigilant stargazers are spotting celebrities left, right, and center! Here's the latest news from New York to Hollywood.
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Yesterday @ 7pm | Bob NewhartYesterday @ 11pmNewhart is insane! His thugs have been holding me hostage all week. They've beaten me repeatedly, threatened to stab me, and made me take drugs. I fear for my life. Still a big fan of his early work. Please somebody help me! |
Today @ 3am | Today @ 10am |
Today @ 10am | Tim RobbinsToday @ 1pmAgain! Again I saw Tim Robbins in the library eating hard boiled eggs out of a basket. I was hoping he'd offer me one, but no, he just ate the entire batch all by himself. |
Drew BarrymoreToday @ 6pmWhoa! Saw Drew outside the KFC on Sunset Strip. She was carrying a big huge bucket of fried chicken, and a bag I can only speculate was loaded up with some primo sides. Wish I was her beau, because that looked like one fine meal. | Jeff DanielsToday @ 7pmLast week Daniels knocked on my door and said he was driving in the country when his car broke down. I offered him my guest room for the night, but he insisted on sleeping in my barn. He's been there for about a week now and I'm not sure if he's ever going to leave. I saw him just now hanging pictures... |
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