Lembas in already, we're cold out here!
I sure am Galadriel (real glad) I brought a coat, because it's cold out here!
One Ring who?
One Ring (wondering) when you're gonna open the door and let me in, it's cold out here!
I'm Frodo (afraid of) what might happen if you never open that door!
There Isildur (is a door) between me and the warm interior of that hobbit house!
Standing here in the cold, wondering when you're going to get Elrond (around) to opening the door.
It would give Mithril (me a thrill) if you opened up the door and let me in from the cold!
Please take your Gandalf (hand off) your ear and put it on the doorknob, then turn. It's cold out here!
I wish the archway in front of me had a Gondor (gone door) so I could walk inside. It's cold out here!
Open the door, I can't take much Moria (more of) this cold weather!
BONUS ENT PUNS
What's good for the spruce (Ent) is good for the Gandalf!
With Frodos like these, who needs Ents (the trees)?
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