Version 0.1: Too fun.
Version 0.2: Not evil enough.
Version 0.3: Too evil.
Version 0.4: Not twee enough.
Version 0.5: Too useful.
Version 0.6: Too many tire track databases.
Version 0.7 1.0: Not enough money to make another prototype. Ship what we've got.
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