Chrono Trigger
SquareSoft's amazing 1995 Japanese RPG features plenty of memorable moments, but one that will be forever burned into my brain is the camping scene, where the characters share a peaceful moment with one another in the middle of an otherwise harrowing adventure. Another reason it's burned into my brain is because a camping trip tore my family apart and turned my father and I into amoral creatures who would cast our essential humanity away for the sake of craven survival. They really don't make 2D graphics like this anymore!
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