With eight movies fighting for Oscar gold, which one will win? I don't know! But you don't either.
A valuable possession pleads for its life.
What day is this? Why, it's two days after Christmas Day!
Honey, I would like to take you on a freight train to Pound Town with ALF himself as the mad engineer.
This Halloween, log off and visit your friends at the local Halloween Superstore.
An honest, true review of Hollow Knight with 100% original text. DO NOT STEAL.
In our new cat society, things have really gone from bad to purrse.
Treat yourself to a delicious sub and turn that dead-eyed scowl upside-down!
Mr. Sakurai-sama, where the FRICK is Dino Riki!?
Everything to do in our one-horse town outside of the horse.
Editor's Note: Due to a freak power outage, this obituary of Barbara Bush was written without the benefit of research. In order to pay our respects to this great woman in a timely fashion, we have decided to post this piece as-is. We hope you forgive any errors on our part.
Yessir, if this family continues to not mention past incidents, Costco could give us all a new lease on life.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
All the dirt on the latest thing the President did that you'll forget about in two days.
Nothing but the most convenient for the outer rung of your circle of friends.
Serial killers: they're just like you and me.
Those NFL players have really stuck their knees in it this time!
Get the REAL DIRT from BIG BOYS IN BLUE who deal with BAD HOMBRES!
To be honest, it's extremely insulting to be labeled a "Nazi." Was I marching with several Nazis? Yes. Was I waving a Nazi flag as I marched? Yes, but only out of kindness: I was holding it for another man so he could wave a larger Nazi flag.
One completely reasonable non-sexist man explains why women shouldn't be tortured by white-collar jobs.