mr. capps

> Go to the Internet Archive and find the Wayback Machine. Use it to time travel.

> Go back where it all began. The first photoshop, in the first thread, dedicated to Bendyman.

> Switch to Lowtax. You have found another stream. Tweet the link, you are unaware that once again you have begun the events that will lead to another sacrifice to Bendyman.

Atma


You are here. Where it all began. Inside the first Bendyman thread.

The air is rotten and thick.

Filthy pipes run through the walls, pumping out a horrible viscous brown liquid. It pains you to breathe here. It pains you to be here.

After what feels like hours of exploring- you come to a single toilet, far beyond repair, resting near a puddle of filth.

You can feel the ring vibrating in your pocket. It feels very heavy.

The only sound is the dripping and flowing of the pipes. You feel extremely nauseous.

SpiderHyphenMan

> Hold the ring over the toilet for a long while, then proclaim "The Ring is mine!" and put it on.

Atma


As you slip the goatman's ring onto your finger, the world around you darkens.

Terrible whispers rise in your ears. You feel naked and exposed, as if a great spotlight is focused on your being.

You have the strong urge to open things. Any things. All things.

Before you have time to adjust, you hear the scrape of fingernails from inside the toilet.

To your horror, a withered arm bends its way unnaturally out of the toilet, flopping onto the floor - tendons snapping and popping with every motion.

What could scarcely be called a head lays itself against the the rim, pulsing nastily.

"Ssso...." breathes a calm, soothing voice from within the toilet, "Youuu havvve come hooome, my child."

Your mouth drops open, unable to scream. You back away in terror. The ring on your finger is blazing hot.

"Youu ssseeee.... when you murdered your famil...y.... you brought us closssser... togetherrr....."

"I am your famil....y....nowwwww....... Welcome hhhhoome, ssssson."

cock hero flux

> flush

Alexzandvar

> do this but before you do say a really witty one liner

Atma


As the extreme fear courses through your body, a funny thought pops into your mind. You laugh in spite of yourself, and walk over to the flush knob.

"Hey Bendy,"

"Yesssssss......?"

You make a statement so sharp, so curt and biting that somehow sums up everything that has led to this point. It's as if the universe conspired to create this one moment where this one phrase could be spoken at the most perfect time possible.

"Get bent!"

The closest thing that the Bendyman has for eyes slowly roll in their sockets.

As you push the flush knob, a horrifying screech tears through the air. The pipes shake violently as Bendyman's body is sucked nastily back into whence it came, bones popping and snapping as it is forced through the drain.

As his form disappears, the ring on your finger feels a little less heavy. Whispers in your ear speak of unimaginable things opening larger than you could think possible.

"Myy ssssoonnnn..." a calm voice echoes in the air. "I had.... ssssuch higggh hopeesssss for yooouuuu..."


Putrid filth pours forth from the decrepit toilet. It begins to fill the area slowly. You try to escape via travelling through the Internet, but it seems as if your abilities have been stymied.

The stench is worse than death.

Mojo Threepwood

> Use the last of your internet powers to change the Facebook profile photo of the officer you left back at the crime scene to a picture of the toilet

Demon of the East

> use goatse powers to open a portal to the real world and escape

Vengeful Turtle

> the power of the goatman flows from the ring into you. reaching back you wrench your anal cavity open creating a portal to the real world. headfirst you escape into your own ass like an obscene ouroboros.

Atma

Using up the very last of your energy, you twist the invisible strings of the Internet and adjust the officer's Facebook profile. It receives 0 likes on his feed and several questioning comments.


You close your eyes and imagine a door opening from this world to your own. You don't know why you've never thought of this before - it seems so simple.

The ring sends sensations of immense relief rippling throughout your body, resonating deeply. A warm feeling pulses within you.

You climb into your own asshole.

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