Wallet wants you to promise that you'll never, NEVER even go NEAR the jungle.
Despite being adapted from a book for preschoolers, InVitro's film would definitely be scarier than Trick 'R Treat.
iSimian knows that sometimes a girl has to be naughty in order to get herself out of a jam.
Do you know who wants an old teddy bear, now? Fart Blanche does.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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