Place these three credit cards in these three slots, and the bombs never go off. Is it such a high price to pay? Could you stand having the lives of those hundreds of people on your conscience?
Because you're haunted by nightmarish flashbacks to the beaches of the Pacific Theater?
Seniors are senile, and in their addled state of mind are often incapable of comprehending the 14 good things about being old.
#5: It is not necessary to cover an entire page with question marks at the end of every question. A single question mark will usually suffice.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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