Platymo just typed the phrase he received ("mission miscarry"), pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and this image appeared.
quimarello wants you to get on a raft with Taft, boys, get on the winning boat.
Millie demonstrates why opposite-sex numbers should always be address-book aliased with names like "Fred."
Discount_Bees drew "not machines" so well that people have started questioning his own humanity.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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