HALCapone names his patio furniture after dead presidents.
ChemicalWarfare updates Twisted Metal but backwards so it's not much of an update. LUCKY NUMBERS 17 42 36.
The Dave learned all his life lessons from playing Grand Theft Auto and Barbie Nail Designer games.
Spram spends a lot of time in the desert practicing his Jedi skills on cacti.
Ever busy Spram also excreted these pixels, and I'm pretty sure it's American McGee's Pac-Man.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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