Sit perfectly still; only blunt may ice dance.
barbarianbob plans to face new events such as "Sumo Mountain Stomp" with the zeal of a challenger.
PeePooMeYou destroys anyone that gets in his way.
I always knew someday you'd come walking back through my Trapdoor.
How odd that it should end this way for us after so many stimulating encounters. See you next week! U-S-A!
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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