Up to 100 players squirt out of a cargo plane's butthole then scavenge and fight until one person remains in a match of Playerunknown's Battlegrounds. It's basically Battle Royale. Well, almost. Here the motivation for everyone killing one another is unclear. I guess they're all super angry about the game's terrible name. If you want to finish in the Top 100, follow these hot tips from top gamers.
BONUS: My Battlegrounds Vacation Slideshow
Here I am climbing an idyllic hillside:
Here's me hailing a taxi to tour the island:
In this one I'm visiting a rustic farm:
This photo's a bit artsy. It's from my visit to a historical motorcycle helmet factory:
Finally, here I am taking a well deserved rest. Tourism really takes it out of you!
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