The frightening spiral of alcoholism goes down very steeply, but now it also goes down 30% smoother and is less filling.
"Why on earth would I pay retail prices for department store aftershave when I don't have to? I'd have to be crazy!"
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Executives in today's business climate face a number of what the fuck
4211522 has obviously never set foot in an American Apparel store.
I can see how this information would help advertisers. Thanks, AOL.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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