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I'm sure he appreciates those kind words.
The children are united in their admiration of this shitty movie.
I wish they would have shown Law and Order in English class. I think I would have actually learned something.
Why doesn't she just come out and say, "I want Johnny Dep to fuck my brains out." That's basically what all this means anyway.
I heard Bill Murray was pissed he didn't win an Oscar. He should be. Fucker deserved it, not for Lost in Translation, but Groundhog Day. That was a truly incredible film.
Anybody looking forward to seeing Rich Kyanka butt-naked in an update next week? I know I am. Stay tuned!
I didn't think I would find a more stupid demographic than American teenagers but here it is. I've been doing this for twenty-two years and I am still surprised at times.
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Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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