If we wait long enough, "BeerBelley666" might figure out a way to blame the goverment or the Jews for this.
"Get your own shit, fuckin' Beetlejuice-ass bitch." Problem solved!
Let's count them off:
2) "I like to expose"
Good enough for me.
Take your own quantum leap off a roof.
Page 2 was too embarrassed to show itself.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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