Some foot fetish guys out there must be really enjoying this post. Ugh... 
Can't George ever catch a break? 
When I was 10 I ate dirt. 
Hahaha don't worry guys my mom checked out the privacy policy. Haha. 
The title got cropped but she's lamenting over the loss of The O.C. in case you wanted to know. 
Gerard is dreamy! 
I hope you have a magnifying glass. 
I wish that when people get banned on our forums they got shot in the leg or something. 
I hate gangs because they are bad! 
Haha please don't post the bible. I love that. 
I can't wait for chapter 2. 
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