I'm not typing those links into my browser. You can but not me. 
Hm, "openmindedness"? Is that a mod where you get a hole drilled into your brain so you can physically be open-minded? 
I wish my grandma cut her lips off because every time she kissed me it felt like snails raping my cheek. 
Hey, even BodyMod has rules and regulations for being a complete fuckup. 
No, Wilford Brimley, don't do it! 
The funniest part about this is that the guy with the first post has the answer. 
I seriously saw a guy with horns in his head coming out of a grocery store once. They were these two big bumps under his bald scalp and I had to do a double take when I saw him. 
I want to role-play as Link more effectively. 
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