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Sunday, May 25, 2008 by Hassan "Acetone" Mikal

North Korean supporters agree, Ron Paul in '08!


Like to disagree with people in positions of power? Come to North Korea!


If the North Korean government claims they satisfy 80% of the electricity demand in their country then you can reasonably conclude they satisfy only 2% of the demand and shoots anyone who turns on a lamp without permission.


Somewhere in the Australian embassy your letter asking for information on immigrating into North Korea is pinned to a bulletin board that reads, "Stupidest Shit We've Been Asked".


I just canceled my trip to Paris. DPRK here I come!


Even Kim Jong-il laughs at these idiots.


Sorry but I have to correct the lies on Miles "Tails" Prower's Wikipedia page. The world has to know, Tails is NOT gay!


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