Sex with a porn star, ha! Never gonna happen. But the life of a eunuch? Oh yes, the power is in your hands.
Aha, I see what you did there.
Any men out there wanna chop their balls off and be my fake dad?
Dry ice over a razor blade? You are not living up to emo expectations!
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