Whether they're an "elaborate" hoax or not, one thing is absolutely certain: the Flat Earth Society forums are fucking crap.

Why does it always seem like reality isn't crazy enough for my tastes?

*punches face* Welcome to Earth.

Ah, the clock argument. Works every time.

You hear that Japan? Stop imagining things.

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