Where's the forum for Oompa Loompas?
Aunt Flow baked us a delicious soup today. It was ever so good!
Let's not even get into the topic of children. These people should all be sterilized anyway.
I don't have any questions. Please get off my property.
Oh Luna Faye, what won't you believe?
Uhm...er... I have to, walk, over there now...
AND THEN I WRAPPED THE BITCH IN SOME CARPET AND THREW HER OFF A BRIDGE.
You know I learned something tonight. FAE-borns are really sensitive people who need our support. They may not be the most normal people in the world but gosh darnitt, they deserve our love and respect.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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