Rule 1 of Starfox-Online: No killing the love muffin!
Rule 2 of Starfox-Online: No funny images!
Oh come on you guys, you're already halfway there. Just come out and say, "I clumsily pleasure my horrible penis to the thought of a video game animal." We already know you do it, it'll save everyone so much grief.
Hurry up and skip to the best part where he looks at the camera and says, "I don't lovett, Lyle."
Being able to see that someone is disgusted by your presence doesn't make you telepathic, bucko.
That's it for this week. Thanks to my forum friends mwells_cubed, kingcobweb, A Certain Ratio, benman, rigamarock, MrZodiac, BDB, The Smithe, tahitiisafag, Crumbskull, jujujujuju, German Joey, Crucify, chipe, Beech, paulsan, koren helmut, Sensual Massage, Farseer 14, and Fort Chowder II.
Know of a terrible forum that should be featured in a future Weekend Web? Please send me a link! Or not, whatever, but that's what all the cool people are doing.
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