What the hell. 
Why ban him??? 
Wii only?! But my mom won't buy me a Wii! 
Well, there's a roundabout way of describing capitalism. 
It's all in the details. 
Here's who he's popping a boner for by the way. 
I want my controller to make a whole bunch of annoying noises. 
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