Matrix Explained
These fine lads take the hit Matrix trilogy waaaaay too seriously. Personally, I thought everyone stopped caring about these movies a couple years ago.
Nice how "PEN TSAI" rants on and on about the media manipulating people while he gets his philosophy from a feature film.
The Whachakcowsiki brothers taught us that you can pretty much say any bullshit that halfway makes sense and it'll seem really deep and meaningful.
I do take some red pills on occasion but they're stool softeners.
You think that's rational thought you're reading?
I figured this out after watching The Matrix Revolutions: They shouldn't have made any more Matrix movies after the first one.
"Mom gets mad if I pray to Lawrence Fishburne at dinner!"
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